What are some humorous groom speech ideas?

A funny groom speech works best when the jokes are aimed at himself, not at others. Start with a light line about being nervous, or about how long he took to get ready. Tell a short, true story about a mishap when they first met, like getting the wrong order or getting lost on a date. You can joke about his own habits, such as never putting the washing away or always losing his keys. Another idea is to compare his wedding day nerves to a funny moment from a film or a shared hobby. You could also thank the bridal party with a playful twist, like saying the best man's speech was so good he considered hiring him. Avoid anything about exes, weight, or money. Keep the humour dry and warm, not sarcastic. End by turning serious for a sentence, saying how lucky he feels, then raise a glass. The best humour comes from real life, so use a detail only guests will recognise. Practise delivery so the punchlines land, and always have a backup line if a joke falls flat.