How do you word a funny RSVP card?

For a funny RSVP card, the key is to keep the humour light and inclusive. Start with a playful question like 'Will you celebrate with us?' Then offer two options: 'Absolutely, count me in!' and 'Sorry, I have to wash my hair that day'. You can add a third option for those who are unsure: 'Maybe, I will let you know later'. Add a line for the guest's name and the number of guests. You could include a funny note at the bottom such as 'We promise good food, good music, and no awkward speeches' or 'If you do not reply, we will assume you are coming and save you a seat'. For a more personal touch, write 'We would love to see your face, not just your Facebook post'. Make sure the humour matches your personality and the tone of your wedding. Avoid jokes that could offend anyone, and keep it kind. You can also add a line for dietary requirements with a humorous twist like 'Tell us if you are allergic to anything, or if you just hate mushrooms'.