What are some of the funniest speeches that a father of the bride has ever given?

Great father-of-the-bride speeches often start with a light joke about the cost of the wedding or the years of raising a daughter. For example: 'I have spent 25 years teaching her to be independent, and now she has chosen someone who cannot even work the washing machine.' Keep it affectionate, never mean.

Another classic is a story from childhood, like a disastrous family holiday or a funny habit she had. Then move to the moment you first met your son-in-law or daughter-in-law, and how you knew they were right. You can tease them gently about a shared hobby or a clumsy moment.

End with a sincere note. The best speeches balance laughter with love. Say how proud you are, how welcome the new family member is, and raise a glass to their future. Avoid embarrassing stories that could upset anyone. Keep it to three or four minutes, and practise so the punchlines land. If you are nervous, write the jokes down and read them with a smile.